Rifftrax presents No Retreat No Surrender.....which is must have been what the film crew kept telling themselves as they made this donkey show gone horribly wrong.  Jean Claude Van Dam is in this garbage and you can tell it was prob the selling point for this....I guess movie? You'll also notice JCVD is supposed to be the man villain of the movie but they could only pay him for 20min of total screen time.
 
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